For the first time in my life, I watched a 5 minute Horoscope show on OnDemand. It was the most hilarious 5 minutes of my life! She discussed how the moon was perfect for this one day and how it opened my door to "finding true love" and even "BUSINESS ARRANGEMENTS". She told me how Saturn was the reason I am poor right now and that it wouldn't bug me next year. I was laughing so hard. I felt tears streaming down my cheek. It was too much to handle.
Skitty response: So let me get this straight...the reason I am not a millionaire right now is because of a planet? Once this planet goes away I will be making money? What happens if I'm unemployed and single? Does that mean you'll randomly have a handsome man on my doorstep ready to marry me?
It was just too much to bear. Too much indeed.
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